A pirate's life ain't an easy one, landlubber. It ain't all about plunderin' and booze! Alas, me ship be sunk just off shore thanks to them pesky Threshadons.
What I be needin' is me first mate back in workin' order!
When I washed up'n shore, the key for me first mate broke on the rocks and was pilfered by the beasties of Darkshore. Out of the corner of me eyes I saw some of them Ragin' Crawlers, Ferocious Foreststrider, and murloc rummaging through the wreckage....
Avast ye scurvy sea dog! Ye did it! Soon me first mate be back in workin' order and them beasties won't know what hit em!