You have no clue how long I've been held prisoner here. I can't remember the last time I saw the outside of this place.
You see, I am an entrepreneur. Always out for a copper, as they say. I caught wind that Mebok Mizzyrix was paying well for Blueleaf Tuber from this here pig pen. I figured it would be an easy in, easy out kind of affair. As you can see, I was a bit wrong!
Anyway, if you'd be so kind as to help me get out of here, I'll make it worth your while.
Thanks again, friend! I told you I'd make it worth your while.